“विनाश काले विपरीत बुद्धि”: A Farewell Song for Our Modern-Day Asuras
By Akshat Agrawal
"प्रभु, इन जाहिल, नीच, पापी मृत्यु लोक के राक्षस नेताओं ने जनता की जो हालत की है, उससे साफ जाहिर है—
'विनाश काले विपरीत बुद्धि।' अब इनका समय आ गया है। बिंदिया एक बार फिर चमकेगी, चूड़ी खनकेगी।
लोग हर साल इनकी शहादत पे दशहरा मनाएंगे।"
– Lament of a Common Citizen, 2025
They came, they looted, they lied. And then they made a movie about it, sponsored by their defense contractors.
The modern world is run by a syndicate of overgrown school bullies with nuclear launch codes. Welcome to the Golden Age of Global Gaslighting, where truth is treason, and every atrocity is PR-packaged as "necessary intervention."
From the tandoori totalitarianism of New Delhi, the Putin-proof bunkers of Moscow, the messianic manifestos of Jerusalem, to the Make-America-Grave-Again tents in Mar-a-Lago, it's raining missiles, misinformation, and moral bankruptcy.
WMDs: Weapons of Mass Deception
Remember when WMDs in Iraq turned out to be as real as a unicorn in a Pentagon parade? But hey, what’s a few million dead civilians when oil futures are up and democracy is being "exported"? Meanwhile, Israel levels Gaza in the name of “self-defense,” and the world watches with popcorn and PTSD.
Putin invades, Biden nods, NATO pretends to mediate while quietly funneling arms. China, the eternal dragon, smiles from its mountaintop, building artificial islands and real debt traps.
The world is a chessboard. And you're the pawn, dear reader. Checkmated by executive orders and quarterly profits.
Loot, Lies & Lithium: The Real Holy Trinity
It's always been about resources, not resolutions. Congo bleeds for cobalt while billionaires in Silicon Valley debate "AI ethics" over avocado toast. Afghanistan? A trillion-dollar opium and mineral buffet. Ukraine? The new military-industrial startup incubator.
Who cares about peace when war is good for the economy?
Even in the so-called 'developed world,' pension funds are raided, hospitals defunded, and climate is just another tax loophole. Try calling 911 in America—you're more likely to be shot than saved.
Propaganda: The Fourth Reich of the Algorithm Age
Turn on the news: one channel says your leader is a prophet, another calls him a psychopath.
Both are right.
The real news? Hidden behind paywalls.
The fake news? Delivered free via TikTok, WhatsApp, and “sources close to the matter.”
And the people?
Busy debating bathroom signs, while the real villains sign off on surveillance laws, poison your rivers, and offshore your soul to data brokers.
Health, Safety & Environment: RIP
COVID taught us that even a global pandemic can be profitable. While frontline workers died, pharmaceutical CEOs bought yachts.
The environment? Burned for palm oil, fracked for gas, sacrificed for GDP.
But don’t worry. ESG reports are looking great—they just hired a Chief Sustainability Liar.
And your drinking water? Now fortified with microplastics and corporate negligence.
Dharma? That's so BC.
Law and order today means law for the rich, order for the obedient. The Constitution is now a soft tissue—used during election season, flushed during repression. Dissent is labeled sedition.
Whistleblowers are jailed, not heard.
Saints are silenced.
Scammers are knighted.
And what of Dharma, that cosmic moral compass?
Lost somewhere between a Swiss bank account and a Godman’s PR team.
A Call to Celebrate Their Downfall
So yes, their time is near.
The tides of karma are not managed by corporate lobbyists.
When truth returns like Sita from exile, when the masses roar like Hanuman lighting up Lanka, when the feminine energy of revolution arises again—bindiya will shine, and chooriyan will dance.
And we will celebrate these leaders' political ends not with mourning, but with fireworks.
Just like we burn effigies of Ravan, we'll light virtual Ravanas in every nation.
Each missile they fired, each lie they told, each forest they felled, each soul they sold—will echo in their legacy of infamy.
Let the new Dussehra begin.
Every October.
Every election.
Every day.
Until then, stay sarcastic. Stay sane. And for god’s sake, start reading the fine print.
✍️ Akshat Agrawal
Whistleblower without a whistle. Chronicler of the collapsing circus.
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